A voters dilemma
Election 2015
When I get my postal vote I’ll scratch my head, I’ll scratch my scrote,
Ponder over which way to go, weigh up their merits high to low.
I just can’t trust Clegg the betrayer, who’s slathered on smarm creates a layer
Of calm and cuddles and logic and reason but don’t forget the ultimate treason,
That when we voted for liberal dem they sucked up to the Tories and so we got them!
For cut through the smarm and get to the nub, Clegg is still part of the Bullingdon Club!
And then we have Ed (the wrong) Miliband to help create Labour’s utopian land.
Where nobody suffers and everything’s free and those who don’t work can just choose to “be.”
They don’t have to worry because they’ll tax me!
We know he can cheat us and lie without guilt, cos look upon where his foundation is built.
To get where he is and give power a crack he even stabbed his own bro in the back!
So he can’t be trusted its all slight of hand oh why did they go with (the wrong) Miliband?
The Greens are just nutters they’ll tax us to pay for windmills and wigwams and oh happy day.
The Nats are all fascists and should be consigned to history’s dustbin and put out of mind!
The Tories are evil, they’re vampires who prey on the common mans labour so rich they can stay.
They redistribute wealth, taken from you and me, to their Bullingdon buddies who rub their hands with glee.
They’re all the same privileged lot, who believe they and theirs deserve what they’ve got!
To keep it they’ll rob us and lie and cheat. We are their cash cow this political elite!
So I really do not know which way to vote! I just scratch my head and scratch my scrote!
(2015)
