I drank a fifth of rum last night It wasn’t worth the morning plight If I could do it all again I’d have eight shots... or maybe t…

Hannah Banana With the flower bandana Look at your garden grow With tender leaves And shoots of peas

To tell you the truth I relish your cum It’s the best homage To a job well done

I’ve lived, died, born, thrived So many times I’ve lost count So it stands to reason Our divine evolution Is the only thing that I care abo…

What if I watched with no judgement or saw without shame, nurtured your essence behind drawn shades?

There was a little girl in town That always wore a big ol’ crown She ran and danced about the stree… The townspeople were less than swe… They said “What is this wild chil…

Give me... A campfire, Smokes, And a bottle of rum; I’ll regale you all night long.

There’s one thing I’ve never had in my life And I feel I’d regret Not tasting the spice It’s lean, it’s mean

Remembering that fateful day I wish I hadn’t run away I saw the fire in your eyes And it froze me as if a spire I thought I’d have a cooler head

Little chipper 'munk Primal, honest, cheeky, sweet Sugar in my ’shine

I only care about you when You exit from my life I only ahh-pper-ec-i-ate When I can’t taste your spice I only know that you are all

The waves, curls, cowlicks; Your idiosyncrasies Make me love you more.

The Earth is my Mother The Heavens my Dad I love my Father But I’m a Momma’s boy at heart

I have an idea Of who I’m s’posed to be And that’s the whole reason I’ve never been happy

Now you know The depths of depravity A man will go For love of his progeny