For the love of sanity, try to be funny and make me laugh.

Susan’s a sexy princess, that married me years ago. We met at the

I’m in love with sad numbers that make rain drip down my round pumpkin.

If you can hear me, I want to tell you that me and the Hippies have a similar

Hell must think Jessica is sexy, because it’s attracted to her like a moth

Don’t waste your juice box, Mr. Turtle. Turn around and face the

It is a tree that melts, and gushes down a hill. It is a

I think the ceiling should be swept a little, and kangaroos

There’s always another option. I could always choose to not care anymore. I mean, being alone isn’t so bad. I don’t need a woman to be happy.

That flower is pretty, so follow the sun as long as it takes

When I came to you, my dear, it was a pleasant surprise for me.

Sarah is losing her mind, feeling stripped of all of her onion rings. Johnny is living in a

She passed me by and made me feel blue. She passed me

We should be lovers, cause no one knows what it’s like

I don’t want to sit and suffocate inside of my box anymore. I want