Files The Files — Office Files! Oblige me by referring to the Fil… Every question man can raise,

I AM the Most Wise Baviaan, say… ‘Let us melt into the landscape—ju… People have come—in a carriage—cal… Yes, I can go if you take me—Nurs… Let’s go up to the pig—sties and s…

This is the ballad of Ahmed Shah Dealer in tats in the Sudder Baza… By the gate that leads to the Gol… How he was done by a youth from M… Ahmed Shah was a man of peace—

THE ‘eathen in ’is blindness bows… 'E don’t obey no orders unless the… ‘E keeps ’is side—arms awful: ‘e l… An’ then comes up the Regiment an… All along o’ dirtiness, all along…

MY father’s father saw it not, And I, belike, shall never come To look on that so—holy spot – That very Rome— Crowned by all Time, all Art, all…

Jane Austen Beecher Stowe de Rou… Was good beyond all earthly need; But, on the other hand, her spouse Was very, very bad indeed. He smoked cigars, called churches…

This is the ballad of Boh Da Tho… Erst a Pretender to Theebaw’s thr… Who harried the district of Alalo… How he met with his fate and the… At the hand of Harendra Mukerji,

So here’s your Empire. No more wi… Good. We’ll clear the Aides and khitmat… (You’ll know that fat old fellow w… He keeps the Name Book, talks in…

Old Mother Laidinwool had nigh tw… She heard the hops was doing well,… For said she: “The lads I’ve… They’re bound to be at hopping an… q| Let me up and go

HARRY, our King in England, fr… And comen to Hamull on the Hoke i… For there lay the Mary of the Tow… And he would discover, certaynely,… He told not none of his setting fo…

WHEN you’ve shouted “Rule Brita… When you’ve finished killing Krug… Will you kindly drop a shilling in… For a gentleman in khaki ordered… He’s an absent—minded beggar, and…

THE MIRACLE of our land’s spe… And long received, none marvel whe… We have such wealth as Rome at he… Had not or (having) scattered not… Nor with such arrant prodigality,

THE Camel’s hump is an ugly lump Which well you may see at the Zoo… But uglier yet is the hump we get From having too little to do. Kiddies and grown—ups too—oo—oo,

It was an artless Bandar, and he… And much I wondered how he lived,… And many many other things, till,… I slept the sleep of idleness and… He said: “O man of many clothes!…

WHEN all the world would keep a… Since Truth is seldom friend to a… Men write in fable, as old Æsop di… Jesting at that which none will na… And this they needs must do, or it…