.You’ve got funny knees!
—Oh I know what you’re trying to do!
.Oh really, you do? Well riddle me this:
—Nope, we gotta get up
.Okay will do but first, riddle me this:
—Okay let’s hear it, amaze me!
.Which pope... was set up... brittle, but lazy?
—That’s a cheap trick
.Oh?
—I’ve heard dozens of these!
.Your world-weariness doesn’t phase me
—Ohhh?
.Okay it does, a wee bit. It makes me re-think!
—It amazes you, doesn’t it?
.It would if these cheap tricks you’ve heard a hun-d-red
—You’re too eager
.Sustained. And you’re still too coy in front of your boy
—Well that’s my... Meager... Ploy!
.I’d wager it’s actually a fairly good ploy
—Yeah? What do you like about it?
.Just how you use the same affordable gimmicks I do, but when you use them they miraculously end up amazing...
—Your word—daringness is worth praising!
.And here’s a truth that’s worth liaising:
—Oh, then my eyebrows are a—raising!
.I feel an infinite regress of empty casings
—And so vehemently worth chasing!
.In a crazed whirlpool, river racing
—You make any girl drool and go crazy!
.Moon aches, many birds fooled and go grazing
—Do cakes envy men for being sooo tasty?
.Man, you just simply amaze me!
—Carry on and praise me!
.Oh the unholy, trodden road, ground behind you is worth razing! Oh these fallen, sunken ways, I say, lands behind you should be razed! Torched to smoke and blazes crazed—lands behind you should be razed! For what the future holds, amazed, is duly waiting for your days! Such Holiness shan’t be defaced, so lands behind you should be razed!
—Well I hope the lands razed were worth razing!
.They were. And when you ask me to be praised...
—Well, no, I asked you for a praising
.All lovely choirs sing amazed—ground behind you should be razed!
—Well isn’t this amazing.
.Glad you’re amazed!
—...
....\n—I do have funny knees.