Nearly Eighty
I am one day short of eighty.
Acting young and sprightly.
Feeling randy lately.
Taking viagra nightly.
.
I’m not what I used to be.
Some parts work randomly.
Some...... inadequately.
I’ve lost some, confusingly.
.
And all I do is moan.
My teeth are not my own.
The hearing aid’s on loan.
One eye is glassy stone.
.
But.............
There’s still some joy in life.
And even though, I’m very old.
Often now I xxxx my wife.
Tis a sight to behold.
.
Once............
We were at it, in the bed.
Enjoying it, so she said.
The eye flew out, hit her head.
knocked her out, thought she’s dead.
.
Tis a word from the wise.
Better sex sites, are all lies.
Remove your teeth, I’d advise.
Mine has vanished, tween her thighs.
(2013)
