The Turtle por Ogden Nash The turtle lives twixt plated deck Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
What’s the Use? por Ogden Nash Sure, deck your limbs in pants, Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance . . Have you seen yourself retreating?
Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer por Ogden Nash This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in Which is the rustling of the thous
Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice por Ogden Nash There is one thing that ought to b Which is that people ought to be t I don’t mean the kind of apologies Because I think that is sort of s No, I object to one kind of apolo
Soliloquy in Circles por Ogden Nash Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
Biological Reflection por Ogden Nash A girl whose cheeks are covered wi Has an advantage with me over one
Song to Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children por Ogden Nash My heart leaps up when I behold A rainbow in the sky; Contrariwise, my blood runs cold When little boys go by. For little boys as little boys,
What's the Use? por Ogden Nash Sure, deck your limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance— Have you seen yourself retreating? 1