I knew a man from Pakistan

Who knew a woman from Japan

She had a cousin in Tibet

Who holidayed once in Quebec

It’s there he met his loving bride

Half Canadian on her fathers side

Her mother came from Tuvalu

They honeymooned in Timbuktu  

It’s there they met a man and wife

From Scotland where they lived in Fife

The man though he had English roots

But to Fife for love he moved

It’s there he met a charming man

The man he knew from Pakistan