Gnobby the Ganga Loving Gnatty Gnome
Gnobby the gnome sits toking on his throne
He chuggs upon his pipe pondering all alone
He’s a seeker of mystical arcane gnowledge
A wise adept of the secrets of jeweled veg
He tokes majaykal green gnosis in his bowl
And with gnimble fingers he does deftly roll
He always smhokes sticky therapeutic stuff
The ganga makes him grin and be less gruff
Gnobby is true gnobility, the king of his pipe
He cultivates gnice herb fruits 'til they’re ripe
He passes days in a daze, staring in to space
And with his biloved pipe he just likes to laze
Coz King Gnobby be the master of his mind
Smhokin’ a gnaughty pipe helps him unwind
He dunt do no one harm filling up his lungs
Although some do say Gnobby’s pipe pongs
But that’s OK as Gnobby is made of stoned
And his dealer has just been gniftly phoned
So he’ll sit and smhoke one more tiny pipe
So he might muse upon the gnigma of life
