Life Can Be Shit, So Always Smoke the Best Shit
We pledge allegiance to the united spliff of man
We dedicate our life to the consumption of herb
We pledge to consume copious amounts of pot
The best hashish, finger rubbed, rosin and buds
Until the day we die we will smoke good ganjah
With our last breath we’ll toke a humongous zoot
Go stoned immortal to the life waiting everafter
Meet God chonged, one last time stoned again
We are stoned to the bone on our porcelain pipe
Ganjah’s in our bone marrow, DNA and our blood
We smoke herb to improve our life and creativity
Our imagination, visualisation and psyche grows
We’ll continue to sow seeds to reap hemp benefit
Our life is a path of daily cannabis contemplation
Herb bud brings positivity and hope to existence
Music sounds better stoned, life becomes poetic
Stoned adventures we create can be quite epic
But with the aid of weed we will breeze through it
It’s a happy stoned life smoking on the best shit
