The Merry Way of Pipes, Bongs and Spliffs
Oh the pipe and spliff are our a way thru life
Our true companions along life’s stoney path
A pipe’s a friend indeed filled with best weed
A revitaliser so life’s long journey can be took
At a languidly chonged pace enjoying the way
Taking it nice and slowly coz life ain’t no race
The archaic rite of skinning up offers us hope
Grinding up the green helps to eliminate stress
Rolling uo a big fat biffter is a top anger shifter
Inhaling joint fumes makes moods zoom high
Chonged once again makes it easier to smile
Its better to smoke and to laugh than shouting
There 's no doubting the powers of the ganjah
It gives good vibrations and takes away anger
Pipes and spliffs are sacred to pot fumigators
Bong terminators are jesters, jokers and cool
A stoned fool mulls over things as to be wise
Sticky herbs opens up hearts, minds and eyes
Weed’s a good guide thru life lighting the path
Our daily spliff and a pipe are givers of strength
We gain great benefit from herb toking a teenth
We give danks and praises for green’s wonders
Man and healing herb will never be cut asunder
