Just because
people love your mind,
doesn’t mean they
have to have
your body,

At 1:30 in the morning a fart
smells like a marriage between
an avocado and a fish head.
I have to get out of bed
to write this down without

For Marcia

I sit here, an arch-villain of rom
thinking about you. Gee, I’m sorr
I made you unhappy, but there was
I could do about it because I hav
Perhaps everything would have been

With his hat on
he’s about five inches taller
than a taxicab.

Ah,
you’re just a copy
of all the candy bars
I’ve ever eaten.

With the rain falling
surgically against the roof,
I ate a dish of ice cream
that looked like Kafka’s hat.

It seemed
like years
before
I picked
a bouquet

A piece of green pepper
fell
off the wooden salad bowl:
so what?

ANOTHER METHOD
OF MAKING WALNUT CATSUP
And this is a very small cookbook
as if Trout Fishing in America we
Trout Fishing in America had Mar