He’s the Twistable Turnable Sque
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in your pocket or fit
Or screw himself into a twenty-vol
Or stretch himself up to the steep

(Hey the truth might hurt so I’m
Hey you better not ask me where I
Why my eyes are shinin’ and my spi
You better not ask if I been doin
And you better not ask me bout the

As I walk down to Bishop Street
Now she was young and pretty too
And on a string she walked with a
Oh the Floobie Doobie Doo now wh
It’s not the doll with eyes of blu

Walk into a restaurant with chicke
Look at the menu I want roastbeaf
A waitress comes up I order baked
Oh when she brings it I want ham’
Because my mind keeps a movin’ bou

I knew that she belonged to someon
But lonesome-lookin’ women are a w
And so I bought that stuff about
And I figured I would love her so
But just when I got up to leave,

There’€™s an eyeball in the gumbal
Right there between the red and th
Lookin’€™ at me as if to say,
'€œYou don’€™t need anymore gum to

There’s a polar bear
In our Frigidaire–
He likes it 'cause it’s cold in th
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish

Oh, ever since my Masochistic Bab
I got nothin’€™ to hit but the wal
She loved me when I beat her,
But I started actin’€™ sweeter,
And that was no way to treat her a

Well, I’d like to sing a song abo
And swingin’ twelve pound hammers
And how a I’d like to kill my cap
And how a black man works his life
What do you do if you’re young and

Sick ‘I cannot go to school today
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
'I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,