They’ve put a brassiere on a camel
She wasn’t dressed proper, you kno
They’ve put a brassiere on a camel
So that her humps wouldn’t show.
And they’re making other respectab

Well now I once knew a woman list
And the first time I seen her I k
Well now she swore she’d love me a
God damn but I don’t even remembe
Well now I once knew a woman and

The honeymoon ended a decade ago,
If he still loves her he don’t say
So she’s taking her blues to the
Getting little green buttons on he
Little green buttons all in a row

Fell asleep last night with the T
Oh, what a dream I had.
Dreamed I went and answered ev’ry
One of those late night mail order
Then four to six weeks later,

I’m gonna throw my grass out the w
Crumple up my papers too
Give away my speed, Cause all I’m
Is just a little bit of love from
And we’ll be makin’ it natural

I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain
And it dripped into my head
And flowed into my brain
So pardon this wild crazy thing I

Dave McGunn was a surfin’€™ bum,
From Waikiki to the Bering Sea,
Now he hung offshore '€™bout a mil
And his wild eyes gleamed as he sc
To ride the perfect wave.

‘A genuine anteater,’
The pet man told my dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle’s mad!

I’m being swallered by a Boa Cons
a Boa Constrictor, a Boa Constri
I’m being swallered by a Boa Cons
and I don’t– like snakes– one bit!
Oh no, he swallered my toe.

Joey Joey took a stone
And knocked
Down
The
Sun!