No I do not want a kitten,
No cute, cuddly kitty-poo,
No more long hair in my cornflakes
No more midnight meowing mews,
No more scratchin’, snarlin’, spit

So you heard there was a spark of
You come back to kill it like you
You found it weak and tremblin’ ha
And you kicked it choke it stepped
Kick it again it’s still breathing

You gotta wake up every mornin’, t
kitchen cook me great T-bone steak
Serve it to me in bed go down the
bring me back all the money you ma
You gotta rub my body with sweet s

Once there was a tree....
and she loved a little boy.
And everyday the boy would come
and he would gather her leaves
and make them into crowns

Danny O’Dare, the dancin’ bear,
Ran away from the County Fair,
Ran right up to my back stair
And thought he’d do some dancin’ t
He started jumpin’ and skippin’ an

Once I spoke the language of the
Once I understood each word the c
Once I smiled in secret at the go
And shared a conversation with the
in my bed.

Handsome guys get girls that are p
Other guys make it cause they’re c
But the only love I ever got I go
Yeah I drive down the street in a
Use hundred dollar bills when I l

Someone ate the baby.
It’s rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won’t be out to play.
We’ll never hear her whiney cry

Well now I once knew a woman list
And the first time I seen her I k
Well now she swore she’d love me a
God damn but I don’t even remembe
Well now I once knew a woman and

Followin’€™ the trail on the old t
I came to the spot that said '€œD
And four feet down my spade struck
Just where the map said a chest wo
But carved in the side were writte