Birds are flyin’ south for winter.
Here’s the Weird-Bird headin’ nor
Wings a-flappin’, beak a-chatterin
Cold head bobbin’ back 'n’ forth.
He says, 'It’s not that I like ic

I thought that I had wavy hair
Until I shaved. Instead,
I find that I have straight hair
And a very wavy head.

If you want to marry me, here’s wh
You must learn how to make a perfe
And you must sew my holey socks,
And soothe my troubled mind,
And develop the knack for scratchi

“Why can’t you see I’m a cat,” sa
“And that’s all I ever will be?
Why are you shocked when I roam o
Why are you sad when I meow and I
Why are you sick when I eat up a

There’s a light on in the attic.
Though the house is dark and shutt
I can see a flickerin’ flutter,
And I know what it’s about.
There’s a light on in the attic.

God says to me with a kind of smil
‘Hey how would you like to be God
And steer the world?’
‘Okay,’ says I, 'I’ll give it a t
Where do I set?

“Tell me I’m clever,
Tell me I’m kind,
Tell me I’m talented,
Tell me I’m cute,
Tell me I’m sensitive,

He rode through the woods on a big
He had fists as hard as choppin’ b
Five hundred pounds and nine feet
Talk about workin’, when he swung
You could hear it ring for a mile

Depends on if the judge is fair,
Depends how high the heels you wea
Depends on if they count the hair,
Depends if they allow the chair.

A hippo sandwich is easy to make.
All you do is simply take
One slice of bread,
One slice of cake,
Some mayonnaise,