No Thank You by Shel Silverstein No I do not want a kitten, No cute, cuddly kitty-poo, No more long hair in my cornflakes No more midnight meowing mews, No more scratchin’, snarlin’, spit
Kick It Again by Shel Silverstein So you heard there was a spark of You come back to kill it like you You found it weak and tremblin’ ha And you kicked it choke it stepped Kick it again it’s still breathing
I Call That True Love by Shel Silverstein You gotta wake up every mornin’, t kitchen cook me great T-bone steak Serve it to me in bed go down the bring me back all the money you ma You gotta rub my body with sweet s
The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein Once there was a tree.... and she loved a little boy. And everyday the boy would come and he would gather her leaves and make them into crowns
Danny O’Dare by Shel Silverstein Danny O’Dare, the dancin’ bear, Ran away from the County Fair, Ran right up to my back stair And thought he’d do some dancin’ t He started jumpin’ and skippin’ an
Forgotten Language by Shel Silverstein Once I spoke the language of the Once I understood each word the c Once I smiled in secret at the go And shared a conversation with the in my bed.
Ugliest Man in Town by Shel Silverstein Handsome guys get girls that are p Other guys make it cause they’re c But the only love I ever got I go Yeah I drive down the street in a Use hundred dollar bills when I l
Dreadful by Shel Silverstein Someone ate the baby. It’s rather sad to say. Someone ate the baby So she won’t be out to play. We’ll never hear her whiney cry
I Once Knew a Woman by Shel Silverstein Well now I once knew a woman list And the first time I seen her I k Well now she swore she’d love me a God damn but I don’t even remembe Well now I once knew a woman and
Morgan’s Curse by Shel Silverstein Followin’ the trail on the old t I came to the spot that said 'D And four feet down my spade struck Just where the map said a chest wo But carved in the side were writte