I Know You Little, I Love You Lots by Shel Silverstein I know you little, I love you lot my love for you could fill ten pot fifteen buckets, sixteen cans, three teacups, and four dishpans.
Masochistic Baby by Shel Silverstein Oh, ever since my Masochistic Bab I got nothin’ to hit but the wal She loved me when I beat her, But I started actin’ sweeter, And that was no way to treat her a
On the Way to the Bottom by Shel Silverstein On the way to the bottom I met an ole friend of mine He said 'Buddy, I do believe this is the end of the line’ I said 'The end of the line’
Bituminous? by Shel Silverstein The hard coal’s called bituminous, Or is that anthracite? Stalactites grow down from caves, Or do I mean stalagmites? Those fluffy clounds are nimbus -
Vegetables by Shel Silverstein Eat a tomato and you’ll turn red (I don’t think that’s really so); Eat a carrot and you’ll turn orang (Still and all, you never know); Eat some spinach and you’ll turn g
Ugliest Man in Town by Shel Silverstein Handsome guys get girls that are p Other guys make it cause they’re c But the only love I ever got I go Yeah I drive down the street in a Use hundred dollar bills when I l
Someday’s Here by Shel Silverstein Well I’ve told you someday I’d ha And you would see me grinnin’ from Look in my pocket this ain’t gabba Oh oh someday’s here And I told you someday I’ll come
Batty by Shel Silverstein The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.'
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too by Shel Silverstein Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Went for a ride in a flying shoe. “Hooray!” “What fun!" “It’s time we flew!”
Listen to the Mustn’Ts by Shel Silverstein Listen to Mustn’ts, child, listen Listen to the Shouldn’ts, the Imp Listen to the Never Haves, then l Anything can happen, child, Anyth
