Rain by Shel Silverstein I opened my eyes And looked up at the rain And it dripped into my head And flowed into my brain So pardon this wild crazy thing I
Crocodile’s Toothache by Shel Silverstein Oh the Crocodile Went to the dentist And sat down in the chair, And the dentist said, ‘Now tell m Why does it hurt and where?’
Openin’ Night by Shel Silverstein She had the jitters She had the flu She showed up late She missed her cue She kicked the director
If I Had a Brontosaurus by Shel Silverstein If I had a brontosaurus I would name him Morris or Horace But if suddenly one day he had a l I would change his name to Laurie
Hey Nelly Nelly by Shel Silverstein Hey Nelly Nelly, come to the wind Hey Nelly Nelly look at what I s He’s riding into town on a sway ba Got a tall black hat and he looks He sure is talkin’ like he’s been
Forgotten Language by Shel Silverstein Once I spoke the language of the Once I understood each word the c Once I smiled in secret at the go And shared a conversation with the in my bed.
Floobie Doobie Doo by Shel Silverstein As I walk down to Bishop Street Now she was young and pretty too And on a string she walked with a Oh the Floobie Doobie Doo now wh It’s not the doll with eyes of blu
The Voice by Shel Silverstein There is a voice inside of you that whispers all day long, ‘I feel that this is right for me, I know that this is wrong.’ No teacher, preacher, parent, frie
Skin Stealer by Shel Silverstein This evening I unzipped my skin And carefully unscrewed my head, Exactly as I always do When I prepare myself for bed. And while I slept a coo-coo came
Ladies First by Shel Silverstein Pamela Purse yelled, ‘Ladies firs Pushing in front of the ice cream Pamela Purse yelled, ‘Ladies firs Grabbing the ketchup at dinnertime Climbing on the morning bus