I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain
And it dripped into my head
And flowed into my brain
So pardon this wild crazy thing I

Oh the Crocodile
Went to the dentist
And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, ‘Now tell m
Why does it hurt and where?’

She had the jitters
She had the flu
She showed up late
She missed her cue
She kicked the director

If I had a brontosaurus
I would name him Morris or Horace
But if suddenly one day he had a l
I would change his name to Laurie

Hey Nelly Nelly, come to the wind
Hey Nelly Nelly look at what I s
He’s riding into town on a sway ba
Got a tall black hat and he looks
He sure is talkin’ like he’s been

Once I spoke the language of the
Once I understood each word the c
Once I smiled in secret at the go
And shared a conversation with the
in my bed.

As I walk down to Bishop Street
Now she was young and pretty too
And on a string she walked with a
Oh the Floobie Doobie Doo now wh
It’s not the doll with eyes of blu

There is a voice inside of you
that whispers all day long,
‘I feel that this is right for me,
I know that this is wrong.’
No teacher, preacher, parent, frie

This evening I unzipped my skin
And carefully unscrewed my head,
Exactly as I always do
When I prepare myself for bed.
And while I slept a coo-coo came

Pamela Purse yelled, ‘Ladies firs
Pushing in front of the ice cream
Pamela Purse yelled, ‘Ladies firs
Grabbing the ketchup at dinnertime
Climbing on the morning bus