Hum Bum Glum

Was a Chinaman with a Tum

He used to go before he Come

He was born three foot from his Mum

Hum Bum Glum

Used Chop Sticks with Chewing Gum

He was only good with Maths

When he had a Sum

Hum Bum Glum

Never liked much Fun

He started a Takeaway too far away

And he smoked away one Lung

Hum Bum Glum

Knew every song but one

He sang it that one to a Nun

But forgot it Before  it begun