Yellow Hat Positive
He was a lousy mind reader
But he was yellow hat positive
He thought he had X Ray vision
And took porridge in a lift
He made sure he was measuring
The actual thing he wanted to measure
This made him salivate with duplicated derision
He was a continuous variable
Type of a numbered nose
Sweating on a thermometer
He had anomalies Of garden peas
But thankfully his carrots had no disease
Studying animals in welly boot behaviour
He arrived on a team bus in Lisbon
There he noticed animals relied on food
He studied blindly the solar system
To save puffins from cliff hugging extinction
He noticed the density of thickness
From a space craft with clicking suspension
There he spotted the odd one out
Where he screamed with agonising Gout
But he got his feet renews by a chiropodist
With volcanic activity roots
Be bought a vivid aroused hypnotised lizard
And a palmate bisexual tap dancing newt
Then he noticed a planked out Ostrich with an orb light
Doing tricks for a jam making Grecian tall nun
She was tired but getting her monastery energy
From a geographical enticed Belgian bun
Then he used an English phrenetic tramp eating a carrot
Who was a part time library descriptive Bum
But he forgot he was yellow hat positive
With a multilingual tongue
