OD ON ONIONS
AFTER A MASSIVE DINNER
FEEL BLOATED CANNOT MOVE
MOUNDS OF MEAT AND VEGI’S
POTATOES AND YORKIES TOO
WAY TOO MANY ONIONS
CANT FART INCASE I FOLLOW THRIOUGH
IM GETTING REALLY WORRIED
MY MRS ATE THEM TOO
AFTER 20 MINUTES OF SITTING ON THE LOO
JUST CANT STOP FARTING
BUT I REALLY NEED A POO
WAY TOO MANY ONIONS
AND YOU ATE THEM TOO
WRAPPED UP IN BED AT NIGHT
HOLD YOU REALLY TIGHT
YOU KEEP ON FARTING
I THINK YOU NEED A SHITE
BENEATH THE COVERS
WARM AIR PASSES THROUGH
SMELL GETS STRONGER TOO
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED
GO AND HAVE A POO
THEN YOU LET ANOTHER OUT
AS I SAY I LOVE YOU
ONIONS MAKE YOU GASSY
NOW THAT IS VERY TRUE
SY 2013
