this one time Courtney and I chugged 20 oz bott… we were in the back seat of my Dad… coming back from somewhere we both had to pee almost immediat…

before there was any real pressure turning us into diamonds we stood in the driveway in the falling snow the street lamps were orange and

the first full beer I ever drank was a Mike’s Hard Lemonade I took it from the fridge and drank it in the garage which was adjacent to the house

when my Dad lived in Benzie the lake would freeze over across… so my Dad, I, and my brother would go out and walk on it we would walk the shoreline

when I was around ten years old we went camping up at Barnes Park by Torch Lake we’d go to the beach and ride Sea-… on one particular ride

when we beat Rockford my junior ye… a cheerleader came and threw herse… straddling me as I was standing up anyone with good sense would have… that was coming to them

at the end of one of my finest rel… we met in a park and sat on a benc… she told me it was over I begged her no and cried my eyes… she got up and left and I sat ther…

my Mom once planted a broken tree… into the ground and she was so excited when it sta… to grow leaves it was in our backyard

in high school Charlie and I used to push out our fellow studen… who were stuck in snowbanks we’d come into class half-frozen and late

this one time we were at Half Moo… seadooing and messing around with… and with me spotting and my brother riding my Dad thought it would be cool

my younger brother Dexter used to own a little Bravo snowmob… we would attach a tow-rope and a small plastic boogie board we would take wide laps around the…

this one time I was riding with C… in the old Cutlass she opened it up on a back road we were going about 110 I remember because she had me

so BCB stands for bench, curl, ba… one winter my best friend Sam road his bike over everyday to my parents house we would put in our burned CD

I washed boats the Summer after I graduated college one day we were over in Harbor Sp… getting ready to do a job and as I was stepping on to this