Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
