You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
