In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today