It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Mating For Life Saved My
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of