I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something