Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be