The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices