The King’s Breakfast
The King asked
The Queen, and
The Queen asked
The Dairymaid:

Of all the Knights in Appledore
The wisest was Sir Thomas Tom.
He multiplied as far as four,
And knew what nine was taken from
To make eleven. He could write

There are lions and roaring tigers
and enormous camels and things,
There are biffalo-buffalo-bisons,
and a great big bear with wings.
There’s a sort of a tiny potamus,

I have a house where I go
When there’s too many people,
I have a house where I go
Where no one can be;
I have a house where I go,

When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
When I was Three,

Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
Rum-tum-tiddle-um-tum.
Tiddle-id dle, tiddle-iddle,
Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle,

If people ask me,
I always tell them:
“Quite well, thank you, I’m very
If people ask me,
I always answer,

There were Two Little Bears who
And one of them was Bad and the o
Good Bear learnt his Twice Times
But Bad Bear left all his buttons
They lived in a Tree when the wea

Halfway down the stairs
is a stair
where i sit.
there isn’t any
other stair

Wherever I am, there’s always Poo
There’s always Pooh and Me.
Whatever I do, he wants to do,
“Where are you going today?” says
“Well, that’s very odd 'cos I was