Jonathan Jo
Has a mouth like an 'O’
And a wheelbarrow full of surprise
If you ask for a bat,
Or for something like that,

I met a Man as I went walking:
We got talking,
Man and I.
‘Where are you going to, Man?’ I
(I said to the Man as he went by)

Little Boy kneels at the foot of
Droops on the little hands little
Hush! Hush! Whisper who dares!
Christopher Robin is saying his p
God bless Mummy. I know that’s ri

I have a house where I go
When there’s too many people,
I have a house where I go
Where no one can be;
I have a house where I go,

Has anybody seen my mouse?
I opened his box for half a minute
Just to make sure he was really in
And while I was looking, he jumpe
I tried to catch him, I tried, I

A lion has a tail and a very fine
And so has an elephant, and so has
And so has a crocodile, and so has
They’€™ve all got tails but me.
If I had sixpence I would buy one

If I were a bear,
And a big bear too,
I shouldn’€™t much care
If it froze or snew;
I shouldn’€™t much mind

In days of peace my fellow-men
Rightly regarded me as more like
A Bishop than a Major-Gen.,
And nothing since has made me warl
But when this agelong struggle end

Wherever I am, there’s always Poo
There’s always Pooh and Me.
Whatever I do, he wants to do,
“Where are you going today?” says
“Well, that’s very odd 'cos I was

When Anne and I go out a walk,
We hold each other’s hand and talk
Of all the things we mean to do
When Anne and I are forty-two.
And when we’ve thought about a thi