For Natalie and Mike Eberhard
When my best friend decided to renew her vows after her tour in Iraq, she asked me to write a poem to appear in her wedding progam. This is what I wrote for her and her husband.
There once was a woman named Boo Who’s Shorty was stuck like glue She gave him a shout, Told him what she was 'bout Had him feenin’ like all Shortys…
When I am old, my skin will hang… My face will be adorned with a per… My boobs will bounce of my knees w… My chin flap will wiggle and wave… My toenails will be yellow, and to…
My teacher was flushed down the jo… Some people cried, “So what!” sai… He was standing at the toilet, rea… When something pushed him hard, so… He fell in face first, gagging fro…
Anal leakage, Anal leakage. Brothers for life, brothers with s… Stomachs that grumble and rumble w… End up with under ware covered in… Poop washes away, but never the sh…
There once was a driver named Fra… who asked kids to call her ol’ gra… She drove down the roads And she ran over toads Laughing as only she can