I know that God exists,
because of one of his greatest gifts,
he made it to give us a lift,
caffeine,
Without it I’d be dead,
I could never get ahead,
my feet would be made of lead,
if not for caffeine,
I wouldn’t be able to dare,
I’d be simply too tired to care,
it makes me feel debonaire,
caffeine,
It makes the senses sharp and keen,
I’ve been hooked since I was a teen,
it’s impossible to ween,
from that sweet caffeine.