There was a young vegan Called Steven, Who just would not kill for no rea… This kid would not eat No cheese or no meat

Remember that vegan called Steven Yes he would not kill for no reaso… Well I saw him today Wearing nothing I say But some cabbage leaves

We Black men of England Too proud to cry for shame, Let’s cry a sea Cry publicly, Expose our very pain,

Your house is Falling down Around Your Feet,

I waz whitemailed By a white witch, Wid white magic An white lies, Branded by a white sheep

At the bottom of my garden There’s a hedgehog and a frog And a lot of creepy—crawlies Living underneath a log, There’s a baby daddy long legs

I waz walking down Wyefront stree… When me trousers ran away, I waz feeling incomplete But still me trousers would not st… When I found where they had gone

We know who the killers are, We have watched them strut before… As proud as sick Mussolinis’, We have watched them strut before… Compassionless and arrogant,

Mirror mirror on the wall Could you please return our ball Our football went through your cra… You have two now Give one back.