The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
