You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure