With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids