I met him on a street car in San Francisco on my way to Fisherman’s Wharf. He was a very nice man. He told me to go down Lombard Street in a car and around China Town by foot. I was vis...

There once was a man from Darjeel… His dick didn’t have any feeling He said with a frown As he whipped up and down “I just want to pee on the ceiling…

When I was in high school driving South to a soccer game in my freshman year, I noticed a shop on the right side of the road called, "Wigs and Toupees." The logo was a wig that resembl...

I want to go to Japan. I can be anonymous in Japan. No one in my family has gone to J… I can walk in the mountains of Ho… and surf in the waves in Okinawa