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In Praise Of Oral Sex

By Stanley Collymore
 
It really makes me very vexed
When the critics of oral sex
Can only point to getting
Hair between one’s
Teeth as the only
Reason for not
Doing it!
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
20 July 2001.

(2001)

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