Isn’t Kate supposed to be helping George with his exams and why she’s not in Singapore with William?
By Stanley Collymore
Kate is obviously simply not a
Colonel in the British Army
or for that matter either
legally or speciously actually entitled to
be holding any rank– effectively officer
or otherwise– in quite unquestionably
any branch whatsoever of the British
Military in which she has undeniably
never actually served or realistically
is ever likely to do so! And currently
isn’t there evidently a clearly senior
British police chief superintendent
currently suspended, and similarly
under investigation, for the falsely
and egotistically quite ludicrously
and likewise most ostentatiously,
wearing a Falklands War Combat
medal pertinent to a conflict he’d
very clearly never participated in;
and obviously literally insultingly
so, because when basically that
war began and similarly when it
concluded, he was undoubtedly
still essentially far too young to
even enlist in any branch of the
British armed forces at his age.
So why exactly are all these very
cowardly and bogus patriots
simply liberally, adorning
themselves with medals and titles for
gallantry, when rather essentially the
only gallantry, of distinctively a very
sick and pernicious nature on their
part, is for these narcissistic sorts
of toxic vermin to actually defend
Britain effectively to the last drop
essentially of other peoples’ very
precious blood, but categorically
never their own? But undeniably,
none the less, simply irrefutably
evidently do love dressing up in
these military fatigues, for their
clearly vainglorious and falsely
proselytized chivalry idiotically
in situ with a bogus patriotism.
So please, Daily Mail, do stop
disrespecting those who’ve
very genuinely, sacrificed
so much in the authentic defence, of
our country while simply doing so in
the specifically distinctive branches
of our Armed Forces. For obviously
apart from being basically nothing
more than clearly a rather fatuous
unquestionably dress-up, clothes’
horse, Kate Middleton is crucially
nothing more important than the
evidently biological offspring, of
undoubtedly financially dubious
and rather discernibly also, very
evidently likewise quite morally
bankrupt, balloon sellers– and
who herself basically got lucky
and quite principally through a
dozy prince conjoined with her
own relentless stalking of him
crucially won the requisite life
lottery which she– rather ably
and earnestly assisted by her
social climbing mum– clearly
and literally distinctively was
discernibly after. And frankly
that’s your Kate; nowt more!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
9 November 2023.
Author's Remarks:
The entire so-called royal family of the UK simply comprise the descendants of a medieval mafia family, who rather effectively then and now are those with the biggest sticks and self-evidently the nastiest personalities to essentially use them!
And who essentially can actually blame them when they obviously are distinctly aware - these quite inured sadists - that they evidently have a surfeit of crucially masochistic morons, distinctively and most unquestionably just like yourself, routinely and sycophantically blissfully fawning over them.
Welcome to Medieval Britain that quite realistically never went away!
