Just Pillocks!
By Stanley Collymore
In every aspect of human life there
are those who are exceedingly
brilliant at what earnestly
they’re invariably, distinctively naturally
and constructively doing; likewise also
those who although generally middling
in what they’re realistically attempting,
although obviously rather significantly
far from them being evidently actually
completely totally impressive, or even
unquestionably outstanding simply in
what they’ve nevertheless, essentially
quite conspicuously, and assiduously
set out on doing; personally engaged
in efforts that rather honestly cannot
in the least be realistically faulted for
genuinely trying; but similarly amidst
all this there’s evidently undeniably a
third category of persons pointlessly
and rather tediously, endlessly trying
but usually, constantly failing in their
discernibly, rather pitiful attempts at
implausibly, and deceitfully extolling
from that distinctly, lying premise of
theirs, how veritably, simply worthily
too they could quite unquestionably
very fittingly and irrefutably emulate
as well as excel, what the other two
mentioned categories were actually
centred in either embarking on fully
achieving what they were trying for,
or had evidently managed to do so!
However, without any reticence on
my part in saying this, or far less
so doing it from a patronizing
or any significantly entrenched superior
minded perspective– evidently, in other
cogent words, quite colloquially literally
taking the piss; there are, unequivocally
and rather unquestionably, significantly
obviously in proper numbers, lots more
who in distinct, geographical landmark
terms aren’t and evidently will never be
your actual effectively inspiring Mount
Everest but in distinct and significantly
inconsequential terms, will indubitably
forever rather appropriately been seen
and properly regarded at the very best
as simply hillocks; the equivalent then,
in markedly human terms, of our quite
aptly insignificant brain-dead pillocks!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
12 September 2023.
Author's Remarks:
Undoubtedly and incontestably there's effectively no cure for stupidity! Just remember that, you white racist Karens, likeminded Gammons; gullible and dim-witted morons and the intellectually challenged champions of an obviously failed Brexit. And quite conjoined with all of the aforesaid the same deeply intrinsic and delusional mentality rather effusively and aptly compatibly shared by equally noxious little Englanders and demented Empire loyalists.
