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D. Thurmond Aka Jef (James Everett Falcon)

Little ha-ha's

Jokes from the Sanders families.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a liar?
The liar is full of deceit, the Irishman is full of blarney...!

Question:  How many Irishman does it take to change a light-bulb?

Answer:  One to bring the bulb and carry the ladder; and one more to write the limerick about the the bulb, the ladder, and the guy who didn’t check the fuse-box before he called the Irishman to come and change the bulb.

(1984)

Other works by D. Thurmond Aka Jef (James Everett Falcon)...
A Place of My Own

I was told, “Get the smallest pla… In the most expensive neighborhood… I saw the advantage in doing that And decided that was good. Then they said, “Be on level grou…
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Haiku all Natural

Black Clouds Thundering, Light fingers arc in heaven As Mother Earth Bathes
Summer Deterrents

“Over the river and through the wo… To Grandmother’s house we go. ...… But it’s not the wolf I worry abo… It’s those Blank-ah-de-Blank Bug… Those with wings and those with le…
Hig-ah-la-digly

Hig-ah-la-digly, round and wiggly, Curles, dimples and apple pie, Running ‘round the running rooms, Connecting with all, that aren’t s… Hig-ah-la-digly, round and wiggly,
Back Again

Two Rocking-chairs kicked Now and then By Summer’s pompous wind
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Sweet Nullity

Cast those souls to seas of slumbe… Just past the gates of vacuity, So they may sail a clipper, swift, Beyond horizons to nullity. Nullity holds no love or hate,
Together, All Alone

Seated on a bolder In the midst of Yellowstone Reflecting on a Geyser And a Bison, all alone. Tis my place to unwind the springs
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One Summer Cycle

To slip away One summer morning To just disappear Without warning To find a place
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Then and Now

I Once visited the land of “WAS” Why I did that If memory serves It was just because. It wasn’t a plan for sea and sand
The Warlock & Time

In the morning mist the sky was ki… With tiny sparks from a wooded rod The power was shy, those sparks to… Not like the power from the hand o… Those magic places in those mystic…
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Blooms in Disguise

Has it set the tone When the old mill stone No longer turns the grain to flowe… When the thoughts of man Can’t devise a plan
You Might Want To Pray

I understand your frustrations, I… Your in love and you want to be lo… And if I could help, I don’t know… 'cause you tried to build a fire w… Life is full of harsh realities
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Let Her Cry

How many sounds do you hear in her… And what is the color of her soul… Do you see her in the blazing oran… Or in the hope that comes a-dancin… Does the song she sings remind you…
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Limericks– Cloudy

So slow the clouds pass us by Wandering leisurely across the sky Such illustrious billows Like those satin pillows Upon which— lovers lie.
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“For Fear of the Yonder”

Just above graves there are distre… Caused by forces that have no cont… And they set about motions, like w… That linger in the air and snatch-… You can’t see or hear as the force…



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