Promiscuousness
I met this girl in a bar one night
She was frugal with make up but liberal with opinion.
We hit it off straight away, lust at first sight.
We had a boogie, then did one.
She said to me I was rather flirty and
Did I have a plan in mind.
I said I like it when you talk dirty,
Let’s go back to mine.
I poured her a glass of tepid white wine, I only really use it for cooking.
We played monopoly for two hours straight.
For me she was too good looking.
She necked what wine was left in her glass, took my hand and said let’s go to your room.
however I’m afraid for me it’s that time of the month
So all we can do is spoon.
I tried not to seem disappointed,
Then she looked at me point blank
right I need a shit and I’ll be at least 10.
So if you want you can have a wank.
I said come on what kind of guy do you take me for,
We laughed for 2 minutes and kissed for one.
She turned around and locked the door.
So I thought it fuck I’ll crack.
