Fighter Pilot
Copyright by Dan L. Murphy
TheDuck.com/username DLMcomics
I’m a lower-case lover
Not an upper-class fighter
Can’t even hover
Can’t even pilot a lighter
I joined the Air Force
But, I miss Wendy Weather
She said: “It’s them or me”
So... then we got together
Knock on the cockpit...
We weren’t even through!
But, I’m flying for the U.S.A.F-you!
Autopilot is on
And feeling undecided
Decision, this is...
Slightly oversighted...
Don’t know
Weather, too
Fighter Pilot...
I’m a horrible pilot
And, an even worse fighter
But, in Wendy Weather
No one’s politer
And, I’m not even sure
Which way to sit
Just getting Wendy...
In my cockpit
And, once the going got good...
That’s when I get
A mile high, in the sky
What can they do?
Flying high in Wendy Weather, U.S.A.F-you!
But, then my radar gets jammed
With enemy, sighted
Co-pilot panics, but
Goes back to excited
What a decision this is...
Now, my missle’s misguided...
Don’t know
Weather, too
Fighter Pilot...
(2015)
