Sexual Attitudes / Scary Movies with Gramma
watching horror films
on vhs
with gramma
saturday
nights
during the school year
more often during the summer
FRIDAY THE 13th movies
a crazed women slashes through teenagers
her undead mutant son returns to the same
teens being stabbed
arrowed
decapitated
and
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
“Ohhh, scary!”
HALLOWEEN movies
Michael Myers slashes through teenagers
with no remorse
to get to his sister
(the haunting theme song plays)
he appears from the shadows and murders the young victims
and
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
“Ohhh, scary!”
zombies, killer dolls, killer dogs, killer clowns, killer robots
slashing
mauling
bloodily
through fields of young women
and
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
“Ohhh, scary!”
but whenever
one of the young women
bared breasts
which
often
they did
gramma
would look over at me
and
say
“Close your eyes!”
