Why are my fingers teeny tiny, and yours are so big and long?
Why are my feet are so short and small, and yours are very wide and tall?
Why is it so hard for me to reach everything I want, and you can grab whatever you need?
Why can’t I say things in that language called Spanish, and you can do it all so perfect?
Why does grandma get to use the spray bottle and soak all my animals when they are fighting and not acting nice?  Why doesn’t grandma get sprayed or sent to her room when she’s not being a good girl?
Why do you have so many chores everyday, and I get to have fun with my animals and toys?
Why does sister tease me all the time, and everyone thinks it’s funny?
Why do we live in the biggest house in the world?  Sometimes I get lost when I’m trying to find you.
Why does daddy need to travel for work everyday?  Why can’t he stay home with us and you could give him some money?
Why does Santa Claus have to come down the chimney each year just to give us our presents?  Can’t he use the front door when he comes or call us on his cell phone instead?
Why does the mail man act so funny when he brings our packages to the front door?  He always so fast when he comes here.  Why doesn’t he stay and visit?
Why does Bowser have to sleep alone every night?  All of our animals could go to bed in my room. There’s lot’s of extra space for the big guy to relax.
Why am I worried to be outside sometimes, and why do I feel safer inside?
Why does the moon look like a huge ball of scary?  Will it ever do something mean to our house?
Why do the stars float around in the sky?  Did God give them propellers or wings to fly?
Why is all of my family so important to me?  I do know the answer to this. They love me so much everyday of my life, and they make sure that I am always so happy.
Why do I ask you more questions than everyone else?  When I wake up each day, and I’m ready to play, grandma reminds to be thankful for mommy.   I know that you are the smartest person to learn from.
Why am I so happy for telling this story?  My guardian Angel is the reason I wrote it.  Grandpa Herb is always sharing his secrets—-