Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
I was very small the day they bombed Pearl Harbor but I remember my mother dashing around the kitchen saying nothing to me
She’s a snake charmer but doesn’t know it. That’s why the cobra married her and has lived so many years in its basket.
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
How many times have I said I’m through teasing myself, through pretending I don’t enjoy the wreath of a woman
Cardinals bicker and knock seed from the feeder. Doves parade below. Donal Mahoney
Hillary was at the podium setting the record straight for people who have a problem with the tone of her voice. She said when Bill was
They’re starlets Hollywood has yet to discover, two nice young ladies who assemble sandwiches at the Subway Shop Monday through Friday at noon.
When Fred was a boy, he heard his… talk about Grandpa going to town d… to sell the bounty of his harvest. On his farm he had eggs, butter an… vegetables and meat. He’d buy suga…
As we know, sometimes we can see the big picture by peeking through a keyhole. And in America today perhaps we can see better the state of innocence among young children by looking at a...
My wife’s amazed when I station myself at the computer writing this or that despite a hound dog
Paul was at the office when the first atomic bomb fell and when Muntz TVs replaced console radios and the first man landed on the mo… He saw the first big computers tru…
Elmer’s an old stag now shedding antlers snorting among the trees but sometimes Martha after her shower
This senior citizen whose face is Rushmore still squats with pigeons on the steps of the Rogers Park Masonic Templ… She wears a shawl this snowy day
They buried Colleen Garrity today a woman 95 few people thought would ever die and what a lovely eulogy her cousin Paddy gave. Paddy must be 80 if a day yet he