America had a choice November 8 between a devil they know and a devil they don’t. They chose

Every time the phone rings Bill’s afraid the caller might say another childhood classmate has di… This will hit him hard because Bill knows he’s moseying along

Sometimes an egg comes out of a chicken Sometimes a poem comes out of a title Sometimes a chicken

The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped

You have the back rent and come home from work and find everything in a mountain out on the lawn with the kids sitting on the curb crying

Paul’s in his backyard on a Sunday afternoon barbecuing burgers. His wife and kids are hungry in the house.

A clerk in a health food store became upset when I said I didn’t see anything I wanted since I wasn’t a vegan or vegetarian and liked my

I should have said yes, meet you anywhere you want for lunch, even that greasy spoon with the lousy chili and corn dogs… Every five years or so we meet

With a smile, the POTUS tangoes in Argentina while in Belgium and the rest of the World people try not to cry.

Ducktail haircut back in the Fifties made you a rebel without a cause with all your friends.

Gram tells Stella on the phone her neighborhood is full of old fo… She hasn’t seen Stella in 60 year… and won’t see her again because of the canyon of miles between the…

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

No one goes to the patio now except at night when Ann goes out to spread old bread and sunflower seed on the small table for birds

After all the tests and the doctor’s explanation she thinks of them not as 20 points of cancer but as 20 rusty nails