First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

They’ll be coming for us, the old lady told the young man next to her, the two of them sitting on stones under the bridge surrounded by trolls

There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t

Beautiful fall day in a potter’s field outside a small town. A funeral is underway but that doesn’t stop

Planned Parenthood surgeons deplored the murder of Cecil the Lion. They wonder how a

Adolph’s been here since the Fort… So have Benito and Tojo. As soon as they arrived we gave each of them a huge furnace. They shovel coal all day and all n…

The media is brimming with reports about the legacy of Barack Obama. He’s accomplished so much it’s tough for experts to name his signature achievement.

Because he works in an office and… and because she who tans anyway ha… returned from a week at the Beach, the commuters are certain she’s no… yet they rustle in their seats.

An old friend lost an old friend the other day. Jim said they were both getting up in years and he just happened to outlast Herman. Jim was black and Herman was white but that had never...

A small city on the outskirts of St. Louis has ordered Alice Hezel to pull the swamp milkweed out of her yard because the city says it’s a weed and weeds aren’t allowed in Maplewood, Mi...

Hearts are stopping faster than usual among people I know and people I don’t married to other people

Sometimes you sit for days sucking yourself in praying the right words will fall in your ear toboggan over the whorls

Puerto Rican girl thin, thin, let street lights pour bourbon on your hair, anise on your skin.

Strong man Samson told Delilah seven locks of hair were the secret of his strength

Three times a day a train roars through a field a farm away booming like an Angus bull looking for companionship.