Pete reads a story about an artist who never sold a painting until he… and then sold one for a million do… Finding the artist on the internet… his work is just odd shapes in bri…

I told my son now that he’s a father he has to be careful about what he says around his child. No swearing, of course,

One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.

You have the back rent and come home from work and find everything in a mountain out on the lawn with the kids sitting on the curb crying

It’s war plain and simple when I fill the feeder out in the sycamore with millet and niger

Dylann Roof defended himself in the sentencing phase of his tri… after he was convicted of killing nine people during a Bible study, the nine people who welcomed him

July in the streets of Mexico City: One of the women one never would marry. One of the women one sees

Bug no bigger than a comma scales the wall next to my recliner. He’s climbing

When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.

The late Justice Scalia, a strict conservative on the Supreme Court, would have voted in favor of prayer

Fred jerks back in his recliner as his wife puts him on the spot and asks his opinion about a dress she bought on sale at a fancy place for a great price…

I’m amazed at the difference between my friend and me. His response to life is so different from mine. I live deep in the city

Melanie was waiting for the light… at 12th and Broadway when a large… a big truck and 10 gallon hat roar… right beside her. His truck cab lo… above her old Buick. His stereo b…

It tears the stomach out of Roy to see old folks shopping at an all-night grocery store ancient couples, on canes and walkers

Father the chameleon was lime gree… the first day I saw him peering in… my crib smiling and he remained lime green until kindergarten when a nun called the house and sa…