Pete’s never needed anything from childhood on. His parents had it all and gave it to him so it’s hard for him to understand why
Old Sam in Room 322 at the nursing home asked the nurse to push his bed near the window because in October he likes to watch the l…
Two new crutches and two double shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey enabled Joe Faherty to move from the back seat of Moira Murphy’s 1976 Buick into Eagan’s Funeral Home for Tim McGillicud...
I used to be flexible about meetings at work. Change the hour of a meeting, no problem for me.
A sense of shame is missing in the world today. If you find it, burp Donal Mahoney
My wife’s upset because I won’t answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the phone’s on my side of the bed.
Even as a child Charles couldn’t forgive other chi… not for something they had done but rather for who they were. They were inferior and couldn’t he…
Wally and Stan neighbors on the same block for 30 years never had a problem until Wally asked Stan over
I lived in the attic back then, and late those evenings I had to s… and couldn’t afford to go drinking I’d run down to the deli and buy bagels and smoked lox.
“Screw the Vernal Equinox” is all Cootie Kelly ever says sitting triumphant with his foaming glass of Guinness on the last stool at Maggie’s
From my stool in the diner I watc… the old woman with elm tree arms command the big booth in back and roar for a menu, take a half hour to read it
Some day soon Wall Street giants will walk on their hands never sit or sleep. They will eat
“We had the other ones done there,… “Why not go there again? Everythi… No complications. Who cares about… Bunch of do-gooders with hidden ca… “I don’t care about the publicity,…
Where I live the press says teen use of heroin is epidemic. I thought an epidemic was a widespread disease afflicting thousands caught in
Unlike his peers his office holds no photo of a wife no indication that he has fathered five