Wally and Stan neighbors on the same block for 30 years never had a problem until Wally asked Stan over

Homer’s a chair arranger who works in meeting rooms on 30 floors in a building tall as Trump Tower. At least it looks that tall to him

You never know who’ll be there though folks are dying to get in. Then suddenly you’re at the door, hat in hand,

I understand what you mean when you say you’re alone and hope someone rings your bell day or night but that’s not the case with me.

This senior citizen whose face is Rushmore still squats with pigeons on the steps of the Rogers Park Masonic Templ… She wears a shawl this snowy day

It’s a very busy drug store with seats along the wall where folks who wait for refills sit and sometimes chat but as I discover you can

The nice thing about crossword puz… as an obsession, Phil tells Bill,… keep you away from other obsession… that might engage your attention a… benefit no one. For example

If America is lucky it might still happen. That lawsuit about the university accused of bilking students might go to trial and the accused

Her corded belt python tight around a tiny waist makes her blooms bigger brighter as they unfold

One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.

In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband

After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney

In a yard abandoned this winter when the owner moved grass is growing this spring

I will never forget him but I can’t remember his name it’s been so long ago. Maybe I never knew it. But I think of him on days

The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped