Tommy is the only man for miles around who can knot a ti… Old farmers come to town on Satur… and wave from pickups with respect when they see Tommy on the street

A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time

After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.

Officer Burks brings Max the Bloodhound into the alley and Max immediately strains at his leash.

Third day on her honeymoon Sharon asks Butch what it’s like for a man before he gets married. A bricklayer by trade, and a man of few words,

It’s an old clock hanging on a wall in a small room on the third floor. We go up there

America has no caste system but America has castes. Like every other nation America has its rich and poor with everyone else sardined

If the greatest of these is charit… then tell me again why it’s gauche if this young man in a booth at a bar

Walt told the cops later his moods come and go like crows on the high wire above his art studio. They land in a swoop,

Harvey at 80 is losing his hearing. He can’t hear his wife when she talks, a symphony lost.

The two religions differ in a number of ways Insha’Allah! Alleluia! There’s a radical difference especially in their martyrs.

Unlike his peers his office holds no photo of a wife no indication that he has fathered five

Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.

America had a choice November 8 between a devil they know and a devil they don’t. They chose

In the fourth grade too many moons ago a reassuring teacher looked over my shoulder and said not to worry about