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Beats Obamacare, He Swears

When Homer stubs his toe
or bumps his elbow, the pain
is always piercing but
 
Homer’s a pious man so
swearing isn’t for him.
Instead he screams
 
“Debbie Wasserman Schultz!”
but that brings no relief.
In fact, the pain gets worse so
 
he screams “Nancy Pelosi!”
but that’s no help either.
So Homer drops all piety
 
and releases a loud curse
that makes the pain disappear.
Beats Obamacare, he swears.
 
Donal Mahoney

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